http://antipaucity.com/2008/08/16/gum-must-die/ fighting the lack of good ideas Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:34:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://antipaucity.com/2008/08/16/gum-must-die/comment-page-1/#comment-16427 J Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:25:57 +0000 http://antipaucity.com/2008/08/16/gum-must-die/#comment-16427 Have you ever noticed when people chew gum they never look you in the eye when you are speaking to them? Almost as if on some instinctive level the realization that they are behaving badly is there, but they are avoiding human contact to confirm it. Try this next time you encounter someone chewing gum, ask for some in a voice that exhibits uncontrollable desire and want. You probably won't get any, but the gum chewer will go away, and that is enough satisfaction for me. -J- Have you ever noticed when people chew gum they never look you in the eye when you are speaking to them? Almost as if on some instinctive level the realization that they are behaving badly is there, but they are avoiding human contact to confirm it. Try this next time you encounter someone chewing gum, ask for some in a voice that exhibits uncontrollable desire and want. You probably won’t get any, but the gum chewer will go away, and that is enough satisfaction for me.
-J-

]]> http://antipaucity.com/2008/08/16/gum-must-die/comment-page-1/#comment-15826 Greg Brown Sun, 17 Aug 2008 16:30:45 +0000 http://antipaucity.com/2008/08/16/gum-must-die/#comment-15826 Amen, brother!!! Someone had to say it. Amen, brother!!! Someone had to say it.

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