antipaucity

Obviously I have too much free time in my head. Yesterday, while celebrating the end of my rather blasé database course, my friend Matt and I decided to go hit up Cook Out for milkshakes – and yes, I got my all-time favorite peanut butter mint – and it dawned on us, through some unknown sequence of conversation, that a perfect name for a furniture refinishing business would be ‘The Strip Club’.

That’s right, you can bring us your old, tired wood tables, chairs, and dressers, and we’ll smooth them down, and polish them up. No blowing through any jobs – we’ll do our work by hand. Is your bookcase taking a beating? Let us scrape off that old finish and massage-in the new. You can even bring in your buffet in the buff, and we’ll wax it for you.

Alright, I’ll stop now, but it was fun while it lasted .