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geroge carlin – fear of germs

Posted on 21 July 20206 March 2025 By antipaucity No Comments on geroge carlin – fear of germs

What we have now is a completely neurotic population obsessed with security and safety and crime and drugs and cleanliness and hygiene and germs… there’s another thing… germs. Where did this sudden fear of germs come from in this country? Have you noticed this? The media, constantly running stories about all the latest infections –…

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commentary, humor, reprint

a little cooking humor

Posted on 3 May 202030 April 2020 By antipaucity No Comments on a little cooking humor

humor

alfred nobel was a thief!

Posted on 18 March 202018 March 2020 By antipaucity No Comments on alfred nobel was a thief!

humor

the genie of the lamp

Posted on 4 December 201822 March 2023 By antipaucity No Comments on the genie of the lamp

One afternoon, a Polish gentleman was walking through Krakow and found a curious object covered in dust and grime. As he was cleaning it, out popped a genie. “I am the Genie of the Lamp. I will grant you 3 wishes. Choose wisely.” The gentleman asked, “3 wishes? Any 3 wishes?” “Yes, any 3 wishes…

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history, humor

you can make anything online – even grave markers

Posted on 20 November 201714 December 2017 By antipaucity No Comments on you can make anything online – even grave markers

Knock yourself out. http://www.tombstonebuilder.com http://www.customreceipt.com http://www.customweddingsign.com http://www.prescriptionmaker.com http://www.eyechartmaker.com http://www.customroadsign.com http://www.getamedal.com

fun, hmmm, humor

david pogue’s 1996 mac holiday sing-along

Posted on 8 November 20178 November 2017 By antipaucity No Comments on david pogue’s 1996 mac holiday sing-along

Thanks, Archive.org! God Rest Ye Copland Programmers (to the tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”) God rest ye Copland programmers, It’s finally Christmas Day. You’ve all worked 20-hour shifts Beginning back in May. No wonder after such neglect Your spouses moved away. The last real meal you had Was late last year– That’s what…

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humor, reprint, satire

somewhere over the buffet

Posted on 3 March 20173 March 2017 By antipaucity No Comments on somewhere over the buffet

From the late, great John Pinnete (to the tune of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”) Somewhere over the buffet: Food piled high. There’s a meal I must get to, Stop me and you will die. Somewhere over the buffet: Watch me fly. Eating up all of the profits, Making the owner cry. Someday I’ll have my…

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humor, reprint

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