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the strip club

Posted on 12 May 200610 May 2023 By antipaucity 2 Comments on the strip club

Obviously I have too much free time in my head. Yesterday, while celebrating the end of my rather blase database course, my friend Matt and I decided to go hit up Cook Out for milkshakes – and yes, I got my all-time favorite peanut butter mint 🙂 – and it dawned on us, through some unknown sequence of conversation, that a perfect name for a furniture refinishing business would be The Strip Clubâ„¢.

That’s right, you can bring us your old, tired wood tables, chairs, and dressers, and we’ll smooth them down, and polish them up. No blowing through any jobs – we’ll do our work by hand. Is your bookcase taking a beating? Let us scrape off that old finish and massage-in the new. You can even bring in your buffet in the buff, and we’ll wax it for you.

Alright, I’ll stop now, but it was fun while it lasted :).

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