retirement party

My goal is to retire by the end of the year. To make sure I reach that goal, I’m requesting donations from friends, family, coworkers, acquaintances, and outright strangers.

If you’d like to contribute to my retirement fund, please send me an email: Donations of any size are accepted, but I don’t give tax receipts.

My goal: $1,570,796.33 by the end of the year. I have $3.14 as of today.