remember to vote – myers 2016
January 21st, 2016
Here’s a quick reminder for all you voting types out there – vote for Myers 2016, “I suck less than the other guy”.
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Recent Paragraphs- Patrick Henry 23 March 1775No man thinks more highly than I do of the patriotism, as well as abilities, of the very worthy gentlemen who have just addressed the House. But different men often see the same subject in different lights; and, therefore, I hope that it will not be thought disrespectful to those gentlemen, if, entertaining as I […]
- Reincarnation by Wallace McCrae (adapted by Warren Myers)What is reincarnation, a rancher asked his friend. Why it’s something that happens when your life is at its end: They comb your hair, and wash your neck, and clean your fingernails, and put you in a coffin away from life’s travails. Now this box and you goes in a hole that’s been dug into […]
- Famed was Beowulf“Famed was this Beowulf: far flew the boast of him, son of Scyld, in the Scandian lands. So becomes it a youth to quit him well with his father’s friends, by fee and gift, that to aid him, aged, in after days, come warriors willing, should war draw nigh, liegemen loyal: by lauded deeds shall […]
- Fuzzy Wuzzy (anonymous)Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?
- One bright morning in the middle of the night (various)One bright morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and ran to save the two dead boys. If you don’t believe this lie is true ask the blind […]
- Patrick Henry 23 March 1775
