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yes, i’m a dork

Posted on 8 January 200913 September 2009 By antipaucity

Certainly you’ve all seen Chuck Norris Facts. And some of you who may be on Stackoverflow have seen Jon Skeet Facts. But have you seen Bruce Schneier Facts? “The nuclear launch codes held by the President of the United States are secured by an unbreakable system: a plain brown envelope with a picture of Bruce…

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diversion, fun, humor

univacky

Posted on 14 November 200822 March 2023 By antipaucity No Comments on univacky

an oldy, but a goody… http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/univac/univacky.html (For proper rhythm, the symbol “@” is pronounced “at” and “$” is pronounced “dollar”.) ‘Twas BRKPT and the I/O queue Was SYMMING FASTRAND like the wind. All idle was the CAU As the last run had just FINNED. “Beware the UNIVAC, my son, Its FASTRAND and its high-speed drum,…

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fun, humor, reprint

the planet is doing great!

Posted on 6 September 20086 September 2008 By antipaucity 2 Comments on the planet is doing great!

Full transcript – again, Mr Carlin, you are missed. You got people like this around you? Country is full of them now! People walking around all day long, every minute of the day — worried about EVERYTHING! Worried about the air, worried about the water, worried about the soil. Worried about insecticides, pesticides, food additives,…

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commentary, humor, politics

retirement party

Posted on 3 September 20083 September 2008 By antipaucity 5 Comments on retirement party

My goal is to retire by the end of the year. To make sure I reach that goal, I’m requesting donations from friends, family, coworkers, acquaintances, and outright strangers. If you’d like to contribute to my retirement fund, please send me an email: retire@warrenmyers.com. Donations of any size are accepted, but I don’t give tax…

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fun, humor, personal, work

an oldy…

Posted on 15 July 200822 March 2023 By antipaucity No Comments on an oldy…

…but a goody: HDTV explained!

fun, humor

perfect camoflage!

Posted on 17 January 200817 January 2008 By antipaucity No Comments on perfect camoflage!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7190107.stm So, researchers have figured out how make a material that will absorb 99.9% of incoming light. So, does that mean you can only “see” it because you can’t see it? If it’s not reflecting any light, then you only think you see it, because you can’t actually “see” no light, you could only see…

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humor

the strip club

Posted on 12 May 200610 May 2023 By antipaucity 2 Comments on the strip club

Obviously I have too much free time in my head. Yesterday, while celebrating the end of my rather blase database course, my friend Matt and I decided to go hit up Cook Out for milkshakes – and yes, I got my all-time favorite peanut butter mint 🙂 – and it dawned on us, through some…

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humor

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