I’ve figured out what to do with the more than 6 billion people who will need to be buried after they’ve passed-on.
And how to make a handsome profit on the whole operation, too.
That’s right: subscription burials!
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Certainly you’ve all seen Chuck Norris Facts.
And some of you who may be on Stackoverflow have seen Jon Skeet Facts.
But have you seen Bruce Schneier Facts?
“The nuclear launch codes held by the President of the United States are secured by an unbreakable system: a plain brown envelope with a picture of Bruce Schneier on the [...]
an oldy, but a goody… http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/univac/univacky.html
(For proper rhythm, the symbol “@” is pronounced “at” and “$” is pronounced “dollar”.)
‘Twas BRKPT and the I/O queue
Was SYMMING FASTRAND like the wind.
All idle was the CAU
As the last run had just FINNED.
“Beware the UNIVAC, my son,
Its FASTRAND and its high-speed drum,
And FIELDATA, and listen for
The CTMC’s hum.”
He quickly [...]
My goal is to retire by the end of the year. To make sure I reach that goal, I’m requesting donations from friends, family, coworkers, acquaintances, and outright strangers.
If you’d like to contribute to my retirement fund, please send me an email: retire@warrenmyers.com. Donations of any size are accepted, but I don’t give tax receipts.
My [...]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7190107.stm
So, researchers have figured out how make a material that will absorb 99.9% of incoming light. So, does that mean you can only “see” it because you can’t see it? If it’s not reflecting any light, then you only think you see it, because you can’t actually “see” no light, you could only see the [...]
This isn’t a scam.
I don’t want seed money to transfer millions from my deceased cousin’s Namibian estate.
I’m not proposing a “Get Rich Quick Scheme” wherein you send me money and I give you the secret to making millions in the stock market, currency exchange, real estate, or any of myriad other propositions.
Nope, I’m just asking [...]
Obviously I have too much free time in my head. Yesterday, while celebrating the end of my rather blasé database course, my friend Matt and I decided to go hit up Cook Out for milkshakes – and yes, I got my all-time favorite peanut butter mint – and it dawned on us, through [...]
the planet is doing great!
Full transcript – again, Mr Carlin, you are missed.
You got people like this around you? Country is full of them now! People walking around all day long, every minute of the day — worried about EVERYTHING! Worried about the air, worried about the water, worried about the soil. Worried about insecticides, pesticides, food additives, carcinogens; [...]